It's a super-spork! A multi-tool that helps you eat! This tool will work as a fork, a spoon, a bottle opener, and... a hex wrench, just in case you need it. With its handy carabiner, you can carry it on a belt loop. With its non-stick coating, you can wash it with minimal effort.
If only we had known about this back in 2011 when we gave away the Hobo Picnic Set. Oh, the memories. Excuse me--a bug just flew in my eye.